“How can you not have insurance?”
“Because I spent my money on the Clapco D29, the most impenetrable lock on the market today. It has only one design flaw, the door must be closed!”
Times Online There were squeals, high-fives and tears. Michelle Obama electrified a North London school in a surprise visit during which she told children to remember that “being smart is cooler than anything in the world”. America’s First Lady appeared at times overwhelmed by the reaction to her visit to the Elizabeth Garrett Anderson School [...]
April 1st marks the beginning of a new financial year in the UK. Alongside the humour and tomfoolery accompanying April Fool’s day, the new year brings relief to millions of people across he country as the business and budgets of the previous year come to a close, and preparation for a new beginning fires up.