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By Nathan Kay
It is said that billionaires can be magnets for pretty girls but this is ridiculous.
With his eyes fixed firmly in front, kite surfer Sir Richard Branson seems not to have noticed that he has a naked girl clinging to his back.
In fact, Branson agreed to model for the risque shot while enjoying a visit to his private Caribbean island, Necker, after photographer Stephane Gautronneau suggested his girlfriend, model Denni Parkinson, also took part in the shoot.
Hitching a ride: An ice-cool Denni Parkinson clings to Sir Richard Branson off the coast of his private Caribbean island, Necker
Worth a shot: Photographer Stephane Gautronneau suggested that his girlfriend Denni should pose with Branson
Sir Richard told The Mail on Sunday: ‘What can you say if you are asked to pose with a naked lady? I only wish I had eyes in the back of my head.’
In other images, the 58-year-old Virgin boss is seen smiling at the camera while a naked 5ft 9in Denni swings from vines behind him.
What Sir Richard’s second wife Joan makes of the images is anyone’s guess, but she is well aware of their existence.
She’s behind you: The 5ft 9in model still can’t find her clothes…
A source close to the Bransons said: ‘Stephane thought it would be fun to take some quirky shots.
‘The family, including Richard’s children Sam and Holly, watched from the beach and everyone seemed to be having a great day.’
No stranger to daredevil stunts, Sir Richard jumped off the roof of the Palms Casino Hotel in Las Vegas 18 months ago to publicise Virgin flights.

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