“How can you not have insurance?”
“Because I spent my money on the Clapco D29, the most impenetrable lock on the market today. It has only one design flaw, the door must be closed!”
Sir Alan Sugar has called for Thursday to be a "National Happy Day". Speaking in a GMTV interview about the new series of The Apprentice, he called for optimism in the UK press, at least one day a week.