“How can you not have insurance?”
“Because I spent my money on the Clapco D29, the most impenetrable lock on the market today. It has only one design flaw, the door must be closed!”
The Telegraph
The worst recession for 100 years! Well… Ed Balls might be right, but he’s much more likely to be wrong. Few of us were there in the Twenties, but the history books tell us it was pretty grim, and will be tough to beat.