“How can you not have insurance?”
“Because I spent my money on the Clapco D29, the most impenetrable lock on the market today. It has only one design flaw, the door must be closed!”
guardian.co.uk Eurotunnel’s long-suffering shareholders will soon receive their first dividend in 22 years. This morning the Channel tunnel operator announced that it made a net profit of €40m (£35.6m) last year – only the second in its history – meaning investors will receive €0.04 per share. Eurotunnel has been weighed down with debt for [...]