“How can you not have insurance?”
“Because I spent my money on the Clapco D29, the most impenetrable lock on the market today. It has only one design flaw, the door must be closed!”
In a bold move, the Inter-governmental Panel on Roads Excellence (IPRE) has decided to abolish speed limits for private vehicles in the UK. Ministers opting to trust car drivers and motorcyclists to ‘do the right thing’ instead.
Mick Adams is the IPRE chairman:
"We’ve had a good long chat about this, and we’ve decided that speed limits [...]
It’s often hard to quantify the power of the now, especially when the ‘now’ is so big and real, and bad. Recent times have seen billions wiped off the face of the stock market, investments and savings as people’s confidence in the economy weakens by the day.