“How can you not have insurance?”
“Because I spent my money on the Clapco D29, the most impenetrable lock on the market today. It has only one design flaw, the door must be closed!”
Speed limit ends »
In a bold move, the Inter-governmental Panel on Roads Excellence (IPRE) has decided to abolish speed limits for private vehicles in the UK. Ministers opting to trust car drivers and motorcyclists to ‘do the right thing’ instead.
Mick Adams is the IPRE chairman:
"We’ve had a good long chat about this, and we’ve decided that speed limits [...]
April 7, 2009 | Posted in Satire | Read more »
“I’m not offended”, insists man »
A man accused of being called a number of horrid things at work yesterday, insisted he was ‘not offended’ by any of the comments.
March 7, 2009 | Posted in Satire | Read more »
